Revelation

There is something that we here at the Eyrie must reveal to you readers. Even our innermost circle--the faithful ducklings who lean on F5 in hopes of a new post--do not know this nugget of information, an invaluable scoop about our foundings. But we at the Eyrie feel that it is your due as our readers to know this.

You see, Hawk was not originally called Awkward Hawk.

Her name was to be none other than Thrusting Thrush.

Her signature was not to be clumsy moments and awkward silences, but rather smooth dance moves.

Please observe.


Hawk apologizes for the horrible quality, as it was captured with her lovely little webcam.